Here’s the thing right? I mainly just reblog shit with the occasional art throw in between that gets ignored. That’s fine, that’s how this site is supposed to work.
I just don’t know what to do with myself and the fact that a lot of you follow me and like the stuff here and reblog it and shit. I see a lot of icons and names pretty consistently in my notifs. That’s wild.
Anyways this is your reminder that we are all alive and human and shit and also you just lost the game.
See ya losers 🤟
Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF
pls don’t let this flop
doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think
Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂
I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to.
That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there.
To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.
YES I'M GAY:
faGgot
dykAe (the a is silent)
trannY
i may be stupid
you shut your whore mouth
i won’t hesitate bitch
good evening to this guy
I can’t find it, but I once read a thing mentioning how like Mossad hitmen would wear stupid hats when committing crimes in public so that any witnesses would only focus on the hat and not be able to describe anyone’s actual physical appearance.
exclusively relying on hitmen with big tits
We’re all goin here right
Imagine if play was something encouraged in adults, places to run and jump and climb because it's fun
I never know what the machines do at the gym, but i will clamber to the top of the tower to slide into a ball pit
I am 100% certain I would be in better physical condition if adults were allowed to play in ways that focus on fun and aren't competitive.
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