I'm just some guy

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

Here’s the thing right? I mainly just reblog shit with the occasional art throw in between that gets ignored. That’s fine, that’s how this site is supposed to work.

I just don’t know what to do with myself and the fact that a lot of you follow me and like the stuff here and reblog it and shit. I see a lot of icons and names pretty consistently in my notifs. That’s wild.

Anyways this is your reminder that we are all alive and human and shit and also you just lost the game.

See ya losers 🤟

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awesomehoggirl
dailyfoodlovers

Alright kitten listen up cause mommy needs your help here okay. Pause the game, ok-PAUSE the game for mommy okay I need your eyes up here, kitten. I'm putting these onions in this pan okay and im gonna walk out the door yes, that's right mommy's gotta go right now mommy's gotta go for 8 hours but she needs these onions caramelized by the time she gets bac-STOP LOOKING AT THE COMPUTER mommy needs you to caramelized these onions for her okay kitten mommy needs all 5 pounds perfectly caramelized and cooked down till they're all evenly brown and sweet and YES it does need to take the whole 8 hours mommy needs you to babysit these fucking carmies okay kitten I SAID TURN THE FUCKING GAME OFF

seeyoube
blognotfound

pls don’t let this flop

nilesfreeman

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doofenshmirtz’s mental process i think

absolutelynothingitellyou

Mans was literally so respectful he never assumed every turquoise platypus he met wasn't automatically going to be the one and only turquoise platypus he's ever met 😂😂😂

elidyce

I think it’s very sweet that Perry the Platypus recognized that the poor dude is effectively platypus-face-blind (and possibly colour-blind as well), cannot tell if a random platypus is or is not Perry, and is never going to assume in case it is a different platypus because that would be RUDE - and therefore carefully puts on his hat every time, so Doofenshmirtz knows who he’s talking to. 

That is some prime Politeness-Between-Nemeses right there. 

readerman-blag

To be fair, the tri state area apparently has a LOT of platypuses.

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awabubbles
silvermizuki

We’re all goin here right

unashamedly-enthusiastic

Imagine if play was something encouraged in adults, places to run and jump and climb because it's fun

I never know what the machines do at the gym, but i will clamber to the top of the tower to slide into a ball pit

teenslib

I am 100% certain I would be in better physical condition if adults were allowed to play in ways that focus on fun and aren't competitive.

i can already see myself electrocuting all of my friends and some strangers too as a bonus